Friday, January 18, 2013

Toddler Tooth Trouble

By: Megan

So, on Tuesday (1/2/13) Cady went in to the Children’s Surgical Center and was put under anesthesia to have some dental work done. Around the time she turned two she started having serious anxiety issues where medical professionals are concerned. We knew she had at least one cavity that needed filled, but she also needed a set of full mouth x-rays taken to assess the parts of her teeth she wouldn’t let anyone get to while awake (due to sobbing/screaming/thrashing/clinging/kicking/clawing etc.).

Anyway – one dentist tried to tell us that “conscious sedation” (a drink that makes your kid seem three-sheets-to-the-wind drunk) would be good enough to do what they thought was one filling and a full mouth set of x-rays. David and I did some research, and we disagreed. We found that kids who are anxious or high strung often come out of consciously sedated states during the procedure. If this happens the common procedure is to swaddle the child and administer another dose of the sedation medicine. While the child is swaddled they just keep working on their teeth. If Cady were to wake up, see medically garbed strangers, and then be mummified in sheets while they continue to drill her teeth – OMG! We’d never get her to another doctor again; she would never trust us again! No way!

We told the pediatric dentist that we wanted to proceed, but with full sedation. He said “no”. Um, excuse me? Not your kid, you don’t get to just say “no”. After multiple conversations with the practice’s manager (and a switch of doctors) we had a surgery date scheduled. We got moved to the top of the waiting list by paying the full estimated amount that we owed (after insurance) upfront. Due to some other people’s unfortunate monetary issues, they had to cancel and we got their spot with one day’s notice.

Anyway, fast forward to the surgery center. It was a kid’s surgery center, but the waiting area didn’t have any toys or books. Just TV’s. Great. I let Cady play games and use a coloring app on my phone while we waited to be called back. Getting her back there, gowned, etc. was MISERABLE. She was sobbing and screaming and clinging. They gave her a little of the conscious sedation liquid to calm her enough to take her away from me. Even that was a struggle. She refused to drink it. I finally told her if she didn’t drink it they would have to give it to her as a pokey shot. She Got it down, but not without a fight. The nurses said “Don’t worry; you’ll know when it kicks in”. It kicked in while Cady was sitting on the toilet. She nearly fell off. She started giggling hysterically, and saying “Toes, oh toes. Potty. Hold me mom! No, no, no, I’ll walk. No I can’t walk!” Basically she was shit-faced drunk. It was like watching a toddler version of myself leaving a bar a few years ago. Probably a good mom wouldn’t say this, but it was hysterical! It was the only non-terrible part of the whole experience, Cady and I will take our jollies where we can get them. I held her and we giggled through Mickey Mouse Clubhouse until they brought out her gurney. I took her picture quickly – but that was all I got. Cameras were technically not allowed.

An hour later they called me back to post off. Cady was just starting to wake up, and she did not wake up well at all. She was crying and moaning. I insisted that they take out her IV before she fully woke up. I thought she’d freak if she saw something UNDER her skin like that. We spent close to an hour in recovery just trying to get her calmed down and woken up. She drank some juice, ate some applesauce, let me put her clothes on. She ended up with two crowns and three filling. AHHH!!

Basically, she has a tiny mouth. David and I weren’t brushing along her gum line well enough and she had cavities because of it. Two that wrapped around the tooth and required crowns, and three that just needed fillings. We were sort of horrified. Needless to say, we have been stretching her cheeks FAAAAR out to brush her teeth now. I’m fairly certain I brush her gums too, just like when she was a baby. I hope we NEVER have to do this again. If anyone learns anything from this I hope it’s to brush your kids teeth like you have OCD. I mean, SERIOUSLY, with a magnifying glass! I wish I had a speculum for her mouth for crying out loud! Well, ya know, an UNUSED one of course. Just to be sure her mouth is WIDE open and I got every teeny part of every teeny tooth.

So there it is – my bad mom story for your consumption. I know lots of kids get them, but it’s a crappy feeling when it’s YOUR kid. Ok – Lexy just woke up from her nap. If she lets me, I’ll be back in a little bit with a crafty post J

Cady - consciously sedated (aka: drunk) on her way to the OR

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Welcome to Megan and David’s Low-Carb January!

By: Megan (and David J)

I realized that I was blowing up my FB wall talking about low carb January, and I think it would be a more efficient use of “space” to just make them bog posts!  So here we go with an in-depth look at this fun project we embarked on and our lifestyle.  These lifestyle changes were accumulated over the course of a couple of years, not all at once.  There are (numerous, thanks to David) links embedded throughout the post for in depth explanation of many topics on which you may have questions.

First of all, anyone interested in embarking on this on their own should know that my family follows the Primal Blueprint.  If you want to know more about that, look into the book “The Primal Blueprint” by Mark Sisson.  It’s basically an ancestral diet, a throw back to our caveman ancestors, heavy in meat and vegetation.  NO wheat, corn or gluten grains.  Minimal sugar (except what’s found in fruit and “real” food).  It’s similar to the Paleo diet, but a little more relaxed.  We DO eat dairy in moderation, mainly butter, yogurt, cheese, and milk.  David is stricter than I am.  The girls and I follow more along with the “80/20 Principal”, or 80% the stuff you’re supposed eat, and up to 20% of stuff that maybe is not so perfect (e.g. dark chocolate -yes, it has some sugar, but the chocolate part is actually very healthy).

Anyway, we do sometimes eat brown rice.  It is a grain, but it’s gluten free.  We allow it for convenience mostly.  You can purchase brown rice pasta, crackers, cookies, baby puffs etc. in the health food/gluten-free section of most regular grocery stores.  The main downfall is that it’s  got a lot of carbohydrates. Essentially, it’s not terribly bad for you, but it’s not doing anything great for you either. David has his own reasons for low carb January (it’s more of a body fat experiment for him).  Personally, I wanted a month of low carb for a few reasons.  First of all, I think I have been relying on brown rice products too heavily for quick dinners, snacks etc., where I should have been reaching for veggies, eggs or cheese.  I instead was munching on rice crackers and pasta.  Secondly, my weight loss had plateaued.  I really want to lose these last 20-ish pounds.

So let’s jump straight to what some of you were asking for, an example of my day. This was yesterday,

Grams Today
Percentage of Intake
*Fat has more calories per gram than protein or carbs.  Fat is 9 calories per gram.  Protein and carbs are each 4 calories per gram.

My food log for the day looked like this:
Breakfast (which was at 11-ish am) – 3 large eggs, whipped up in a little whole milk and cooked in butter. I also had three pieces of bacon.
Lunch (around 3 pm) – 2 hardboiled eggs with salt and an entire pouch of tuna in sunflower oil.
Dinner – A Hershey dark chocolate bar J
Snacks – 1 ounce pouch of cheddar cheese cubes and 6 pieces of bacon. (We keep bacon cooked and stored in the fridge all the time. We snack on it ALL…DAY…LONG!!! Our blood pressure and cholesterol are perfectly normal, if not better.)

Counting protein really only matters if you are weightlifting and want to put on muscle. The standard recommendation is 1 gram per pound of LEAN body weight (not counting weight from fat) per day to maintain weight or 1 gram per pound body weight to put on muscle.   Fat is great and may be eaten in abundance (preferably animal and non-processed plant fats like avocados and coconut, NOT soybean oil and margarine).  Also, these nutrient proportions are not necessarily a make-or-break each day type of situation.  It’s more like a monthly average situation. So if you’re a little carby one day and a little less the next, it’s fine.

We also practice IF, or intermittent fasting, which is where we fast for 16 hours each day.  It pretty much breaks down to skipping breakfast and waiting until about 11am to eat, then not eating after 7pm.  There are various benefits to IF, from health, wellness, and disease prevention to fat loss without losing muscle mass.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, but seems overwhelming, please don’t be turned off. I cannot stress enough how slowly we have implemented change around here – and how slowly change continues to creep in. We are actively considering new theories and ideas about health and food all the time (for example, switching to raw milk, the actual benefits of vitamin supplements, and various methods of strength training). We are by no means professionals and nothing we say should be taken as doctrine. It all started with a documentary (“Fathead”) that made us question the “common wisdom” version of a “healthy person” (we’ll leave that rant for another day – maybe I’ll make David write it, lol!) and we just keep questioning.

I think that about covers it! I’ll keep sharing my Low Carb January results, the good AND the bad, cause I believe in being REAL around here! If I missed anything, please leave questions in the comment section – I will do my very best to answer them.

(The more technical parts of this post are all thanks to my main (cave)man – he’s the best! Thanks babe!).